
12. Matt Kenseth: Crazy gas prices? I don't care, I'm not payin'
11. Kevin Harvick: Bring your helmet to Taco Bell and they'll fill it up with guacamole, free
11. Kevin Harvick: Bring your helmet to Taco Bell and they'll fill it up with guacamole, free
10. Jeff Gordon: You don't have to shave your body like Olympic swimmers...although, why not?
9. Greg Biffle: Hasselhoff promised me one of those talking cars
8. Tony Stewart: I use old checkered flags to make fabulous throw pillows
7. Jeff Burton: There's nothing like going through a car wash at 190mph
6. Denny Hamlin: GPS Underpants
5. Clint Bowyer: Sorry, I forgot my joke -- I was thinking about Jessica Alba - man, she's hot
4. Dale Earnhardt Jr: If you run out of olive oil, a little Quaker State will spruce up any salad
3. Jimmie Johnson: Traveling to exotic locations like Martinsville, Virginia and Dover, Delaware
2. Carl Edwards: At high school reunions, it's fun to ask "So what do you do for a living?"
1. Kyle Busch: After a race, your ass vibrates for days

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